THE K I LLER
THIS IS A
MURDER MYSTERY.
YOU ARE THE DETECTIVE.
For two weeks, you'll wear a continuous glucose monitor on your arm — the same technology used by people managing diabetes — except you're using it to catch your killer before it strikes.
You'll track what you eat, how you feel, when you're stressed, when you sleep. Your CGM will show you in real time exactly what's happening inside your body. Your lab work will fill in the rest of the picture.
At the end of 14 days, we find out who — or what — is coming for you. And then we make a plan.
Your body has been keeping score. The question is — do you know the score?
EVERY BODY HAS
AN ACCOMPLICE.
It's rarely just one thing. We're looking for the killer and everyone helping it.
Hidden in your "healthy" breakfast, your coffee creamer, your afternoon snack.
Your glucose spikes when you're anxious — even if you haven't eaten a thing.
One rough night can send your blood sugar haywire the next morning.
Silent, invisible, and showing up in your labs long before you feel it.
When it's off, everything's off. We're checking it.
What you eat matters. But the order you eat it in? Changes everything.
FIVE SESSIONS.
ONE VERDICT.
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01July 7 · TueZoom 6PM–7PM🔍 The Crime Scene
Sensors go on. Labs are ordered. We set the baseline and open the investigation. You leave knowing more about your body than you ever have.
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03July 9 · ThuZoom 6PM–7PM⏱ The First 48
Your first two days of data are in. What did your body reveal? We look at the evidence together and start building your suspect list.
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07July 14 · TueZoom 6PM–7PM📁 Forensic Files
Midpoint deep dive. Patterns are emerging. We narrow the suspects and I teach you what your data is actually telling you.
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10July 16 · ThuZoom 6PM–7PM🚨 SVU
Special review of your lab results. We layer your bloodwork onto your CGM data and start closing in on the full picture.
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14July 21 · TueZoom 6PM–7PM⚖️ The Verdict
We name your killer. We identify the accomplices. And for those ready to go deeper — we present The Full Investigation.
HOW DEEP DO
YOU WANT TO GO?
- All 5 group sessions
- Health education & coaching
- Group community access
Education only — no sensor or labs.
You'll be invited to join The Hormone Honey community for ongoing wellness content.
- All 5 group sessions
- 14-day CGM monitoring*
- Real-time glucose tracking
- Education & coaching
*Sensor not included — see FAQ for how to get yours
Reserve My SpotCGM monitoring only · labs not included
- All 5 group sessions
- 14-day CGM monitoring*
- Full lab panel — 6 tests
- CBC · Lipid Panel · CMP
- TSH · A1C · Fasting Insulin
- Education & coaching
*Sensor not included — see FAQ for how to get yours
I Want the Full PictureBest value · Complete investigation · Las Vegas only
"I'm wearing the same sensor you'll wear. I watched my glucose spike when I was stressed — I hadn't even eaten anything. I watched it climb toward 140 after juice, and I intervened in real time with a protein shake and brought it right back down. I'm not teaching theory. I'm showing you my data. And then I'm going to help you find yours."
NEED TO KNOW
BEFORE YOU COMMIT?
Anyone who wants to understand what's actually happening inside their body — especially if you have a family history of heart disease, diabetes, or you just feel off and can't figure out why. Las Vegas and Henderson residents only.
A continuous glucose monitor is a small sensor you wear on the back of your arm for two weeks. It reads your blood sugar in real time, 24 hours a day — no finger pricks, no needles you'll feel. You just wear it and watch what happens.
Not at all. The Stelo sensor is FDA-cleared for adults without diabetes who want to monitor their metabolic health. Most people wearing them are perfectly healthy — and shocked by what they learn.
If you're joining as The Investigator ($27) or Lead Detective ($47), you'll need to order your own Stelo CGM sensor from Amazon before Day 1. It's easy to get and ships fast. Order your Stelo sensor on Amazon →
If you're joining as The Witness (free), no sensor is needed — you'll follow along with the group without glucose monitoring.
The Lead Detective tier ($47) is available to Las Vegas–area residents only. Your lab draw must be completed in person at Lightning VIP Concierge Medicine before July 4th. Our team will send your lab order and coordinate the details with you directly after you register.
If you're outside the Las Vegas area, the Investigator ($27) or Witness (free) tier is the right fit for you.
That's up to you. Some people walk away with everything they need. Others want to go deeper — and at The Verdict session we'll present options for a comprehensive lab deep-dive and a one-on-one consultation with Dr. Lightning.
Yes. If you register as an Witness, you attend all five sessions and receive health education at no cost. You'll also be invited to join The Hormone Honey — our private online community — where you can participate in daily discussions, ask questions, and connect with the group throughout the two weeks.